After being pumped up from Kampala, I went to Nairobi to do the same thing. For whatever reason, I found that G|Kenya 2.0 was less stressful (I think more people were involved), so I had more energy at night to go out each night to do something different. One night was dancing, another hookah bar, and another
Carnivore, a sad attempt at
churrascaria (and quite a tourist trap!)
So, funny story: I ate some ox balls at Carnivore... I think I was inebriated when I ordered them because I definitely did not think through the consequences of eating testicles. At first, they tasted okay (they were kind of soft, which is fine), but then the realization, the horror, that I had put ox testicles in my mouth hit me. My throat refused to swallow them, as if it was saying, "Screw you mouth! I'm not following through with your stupid decision!" Without being able to swallow quickly, I continued to taste the ox balls, and a feeling of nausea started to creep up. But, before I had to run to the bathroom to spit them out (or worse, throw up at the table), I swished my neighbor's alcohol and forced them down. In conclusion, I would not wish such a punishment on my greatest enemies.
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G|Kenya 2.0 entrance |
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Delicious cupcakes! |
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Fellow coworkers |
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See, ox balls... why, oh why... |